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Calaveras Prospect
2014-07-27 02:15 - 06:15 (Asia/Taipei)
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Elementary, my dear Watson.
Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Elementary, my dear Watson.
You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know.
I cannot abide useless people. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.

Hammill Mfg Co
2014-07-25 17:15 - 2014-07-26 10:15 (Asia/Taipei)
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. I cannot abide useless people. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.
I’m half machine. I’m a monster. I care deeply for nature.
That’s why you always leave a note! I’m afraid I just blue myself. We just call it a sausage. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Army had half a day. Guy’s a pro. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Little Sheet Metal Co
2014-07-21 20:30 - 21:30 (Asia/Taipei)
Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought.
Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. I cannot abide useless people. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple.
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. How did your brain even learn human speech? You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Let’s go be bad guys! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right.
Elementary, my dear Watson. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident

Hasting, H Duane Esq
2014-07-21 11:00 - 2014-07-24 16:00 (Asia/Taipei)
Also? I can kill you with my brain. How did your brain even learn human speech? First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself.
Let’s go be bad guys! If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear.
I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools.
Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!

GroupX Fitness
2014-07-19 10:45 - 14:45 UTC
Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Guy’s a pro. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.
Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. I cannot abide useless people.
There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. We just call it a sausage.

Central Perk
2014-07-18 07:00 - 14:00 (Asia/Taipei)
Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Let’s go be bad guys! Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought.
I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Guy’s a pro. What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ Steve Holt! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer.
That’s why you always leave a note! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Marry me. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Guy’s a pro.
Steve Holt! I care deeply for nature. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Army had half a day. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’

The New iPhone X
2014-07-17 - 2014-07-18 | Big Hall, 109 - 113 Shaftesbury Ave, Soho, London, United Kingdom
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Megadodo Publications
2014-07-15
My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Elementary, my dear Watson.
Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear.
The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident
