Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross.
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. Elementary, my dear Watson. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come!

Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Guy’s a pro. We just call it a sausage. Well, what do you expect, mother? I’m afraid I just blue myself.

It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m afraid I just blue myself. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.